Rhonda F Kulhanek

DA! Theatre Collective - RHONDA KULHANEK

January 2011

THIRTEEN QUESTIONS WITH RHONDA KULHANEK

1. What is your codename?
THE QUEEN.

2. What is your personal slogan?
TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL.

3. Are you a ninja, a pirate, or a cowboy?
AVAST, YE! I BE MOST DEFINITELY A PIRATE!!!

4. Do you have an allegiance to any cartoon character or celebrity?
YES! CAROL BURNETT, LUCILLE BALL, and SNOOPY.

5. What is the first thing you'd buy with a million dollar inheritance from a long-lost relative?
A YORK PEPPERMINT PATTY, because they're so refreshing and have 70% less fat than other chocolate candies... and then, A HOUSE!

6. If you could have a super power, what would it be?
TO HEAL PEOPLE.

7. What were you hoping no one would find out about?
THAT TIME I WON A BOY GEORGE LOOK-ALIKE CONTEST! (Hey, it was the 80's!)

8. What or who do you double as?
DUH, BOY GEORGE!

Of course... 9. What will be the title of your first book?
THE MOMMY CONFESSIONS: UNCENSORED.

10. What is your power food?
CHEESE.

Mmmm, good choice. And lactose-tolerant! ...11. What are a few of your favorite quotes?
PEOPLE WILL FORGET WHAT YOU SAID, PEOPLE WILL FORGET WHAT YOU DID, BUT PEOPLE WILL NEVER FORGET HOW YOU MADE THEM FEEL. ~ Maya Angelou

NEVER BE AFRAID TO LAUGH AT YOURSELF; AFTER ALL, YOU COULD BE MISSING OUT ON THE JOKE OF THE CENTURY. ~Dame Edna Everage

12. What's your theme song?
AIN'T NO MOUNTAIN HIGH ENOUGH.

13. And last but not least, what's your spirit animal?
I HAVE TO AGREE WITH THE REST OF DA!-- A BLUE-FOOTED BOOBY!

Thanks, Rhonda! Great answers... And welcome to DA!

PHOTOS

PROJECTS

Welcome to DA!, Mrs. K!
The Collective was proud and thrilled to invite Rhon-DA! into our ranks as a member on December 19, 2010. She's been a stalwart supporter and a delightful collaborator for quite a while now, and it was time to make it official... we all look forward to what the future holds with this legendary dynamo among our numbers now!

Clucking with Pleasure
Mother Hen Presents is in full force! Following the phenomenal momentum from The Mommy Confessions' successful run in Archer City, Rhonda will be going on the road with her hit one-woman show again in 2011! She'll also be debuting Mother Hen: Not Your Mother Goose, a rare reading of adult fairy tales and nursery rhymes from the yet-to-be published works of Mother Hen!

BIOGRAPHY

Rhonda F. Kulhanek

Rhonda F. Kulhanek hails from Olney, TX, but has made Austin her home for several years; she has appeared in numerous stage productions and independent films here in the capital city. Her debut with DA! was as Mrs. Krabbitch, the meddling, bird-watching, spatula-twirling busybody, in Kirk German's Leave it to Beverly, a role she originated in 2009. ...read more

TEACHING

FUN FACTS

	you name it, she can twirl it; can characterize any person on the planet			house of cards
	Sass & Class; Bun-Warmer			Blue-footed Booby
	"That boy is gonna be the death of me for sure!"			a little black dress; a baton with a large heart-shaped spatula on either end

	Rosalind Russell in His Girl Friday; the Sugarbaker sisters combined			Rhonda can leap tall Bump-its in a single bound.

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